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If you can't read this, blame a teacher.
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If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.
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If you catch a man, throw him back.
-- Woman's Liberation Slogan, c. 1975
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If you continually give you will continually have.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1126 of 2327 |
If you could only get that wonderful feeling of
accomplishment without having to accomplish anything.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1127 of 2327 |
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1128 of 2327 |
If you didn't have most of your friends,
you wouldn't have most of your problems.
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If you didn't have to work so hard,
you'd have more time to be depressed.
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If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.
-- John Galsworthy
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